Ben Folds in the Park (with rollin' good times)

Ben Folds in Prospect Park this evening while very very "altered" so positively that it was almost a perfect evening - only issue was the slimy factor from the constant streams of sweat on everyone. But - would I ever make a larger deal out of tolerable situation? Yes, if I can milk it to my satisfaction.

whew - still groovin' to the music playin in my head so I'll actually put some music on.
planned booty call tomorrow - how excellent is it that already have that crossed out on the fictional to list I never have in my head?

Achtung! Cuidado! Alert:: "Freelunch" may have left the building

So this Freelunch was left for more in response to my post re: Gabby La La and what a tease. Says he (or she) saw them recently but doesn't say where, doesn't say how it was, and doesn't leave anything other than his (or her) name.

This just confirms it: There is no such thing as a freelunch. A corollary to that being: all things resembling, masquerading, and/or attempting to foster such belief will always result in teasing the sujbect causing them say things such as "drat" or "foiled again".

To All You Sanctimonious Asswipes

At some point, you will realize that since only you can prevent forest fires (only you) - that you not only contibuted to thousands dead, hundreds of billions spent (while other hundreds of billions are safe in the wealthiest of the wealthy's pocket), but that you are responsible.
Since I don't believe in god I can only hope the karma comes back around and kicks your ass so far up into your bowels that when you open those useless mouths of yours - you will see and smell what anyone with half a working brain as known for years - it's just shit.

Keep blindly trusting in your Commander in Thief (as well as your god as irrational as that is) and maybe one day you - if there is a god - you will find yourself all alone without a gun (because with the NRA lining the pockets of those who "represent" the people all the guns are here) on a street in Baghdad.

Yeah - we told ya - stupid dumbass bitches.

I used to think it was a good thing for citizens of the country to fulfill their civic responsibilty - at least then the people will get what deserve only what do we say to the tens of thousands of families in Iraq (not to our own servicemember's families) that have been rent asunder by the Asswipe in Chief and his hoarde of fuckwads?

Grrrrr. I'm supposed to be the elite intellectual lefty from one of the coasts and yet here I am reduced to this display of sobering mediocrity. Will his negative influences extend even there? ugh.

Time to smoke the bowlnuts.

If One More Dumb Ass Bitch Asks Me...

Why I am "still" single (as if the few months - in total - since college qualify as not being single) I will rage upon them with doom to rival the Empire.
Doom to those people.
Rage at those people.

Put Me Out of My Misery

If you find/learn that I am working the graveyard shift driving a bus in Hartford, CT. Obviously, I'd do it myself but something must be preventing me - why else would I endure such a horrific existence? I BEG you to do it. Won't bother to explain where this comes from suffice to say I have this irrational fear that I'll end up doing exactly that without the free will to end it. Obviously, I wouldn't be engaging in any fun substance related behavior (I assume public bus drivers take drug tests) so that must be the reason (or at least a reason) for my being in that worse than hell "life" (I use the term life loosely - like yo mama's 'gina).

With Tomatoes Like this...

Thanks to The Beckster for sending these to me. Good to know you're working just as hard as I am...hahhah

The Only Kind of Republicans I can Tolerate

Courtesy of M Tidmus

Profound Decision

Ok - so here's the situation. There is my star wars name (which I'm not terribly fond of) - Chrmo Wahig (too lazy to give the how/why) and then my "jedi" name is:

Cast off your old name! Your Jedi name is MOGCH MANEW of the planet Valium! Find your Jedi Name!

Although, there isn't really a decision to be made because it should be quite obvious which one any respectable degenerate star wars fan would chose.

Thus Saith a Master

Hanging with my sister and brother in law in CT this weekend. Specifically, Saturday night sitting out on the porch smoking the remnants of some White Widow and the beginnings of some "Bubblegum" (a sativa/indica mix with a smooth sweet fruity taste - like me - although nothing compares to White Widow) when my brother in law begins to recount his latest "buy". $200 for a 1/2 Z - he says. Figures it's run of the mill shuag at those prices (that I remember paying in college) "so I smoked agressively" he says, thinking it will take agressive measures to feel it, however, it was quite the good buy and the stuff is NOT shuag. Took some for the road and traded some bubblegum for it because I don't run across good old KB everyday.

Point being: I am enamoured with that expression. To smoke agressively. I had never thought of smoking in those terms, however, it perfectly describes how a master (jedi) might smoke.
Thanks for that D.

PS - CAW CAW
PPS - I find that even after long "sessions" with many "releases" I still have to take care of it - it's not even been 24 hours (no record broken last night vis a vis "releases"/session) and I shall now go and TCoB. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

BBC

BIG BLACK COCK (as the owner of the BBC I like to play with calls it).

Someone called my previous post sick and nasty. She ain't just whistling Dixie. I wonder if her powers of observation extend to everything obvious or just the post below.

Sex Drive Not Showing Signs of Slowing

Anyday now - PLEASE!
As embarrassing as this is to admit: I blew my load 8 times in the past 36 hours. Even worse: only 4 of those times was with when someone else (or more) were present. I write this because I'm expecting a fuck buddy by momentarily. Is it a BBC - well, I'll keep that little bit of information to myself. Can't spill all the beans (or loads)...

Representative Conyers' Letter to Bush - Sign It

Regardless of your political persuasion, I believe as citizens of this country it is our responsibility to hold elected (yes, elected is debatable) officials accountable for their actions. At the very least, we are entitled to a cogent response to the ever mounting evidence that the Bush administration did not act in good faith (at best) and intentionally misled (at worst) the country to go to war against a nation that did not pose an immediate threat to our national security which has resulted in over 1,600 of our fellow citizens paying for this course of action with the ultimate sacrifice (not failing to consider the over 10,000 permanently injured service people), as well as spending, so far, upwards of $200 billion that could have been spent on border security personnel, securing our ports, providing healthcare to the nations citizens that are either under insured or not insured at all, educating the populace, and assisting to shore up the real crisis - medicare (as opposed to social security) - I could go on...

The following link will bring you to Rep. John Conyers', MI(D), website page that contains an open letter to President Bush to answer some issues surrounding the push to invade and occupy Iraq as highlighted by the Downing Street Memo (that the British gov't does not dispute). Rep. Conyers hopes to obtain 100,000 signatures. Please read the letter and decide if you can lend your name to the letter. You will need to supply an email address and then once you receive the validation email from the Rep's website, click on the link. That will verify that the email address is yours and your name will be included on this letter (which presentes the same questions posed by 89 members of Congress already - although to date it has been ignored). Thanks.

Letter to President Bush here.

For Inquiring Minds...

Yes, yes I did have BBC last night. In fact, I had so much BBC my jaw aches today. Which is saying something considering how much work in a given day my jaw must do with all my clap trap and useless knowledge.

PS - BBC, in this context, refers to a specific type of Dingle Dangle not the British Broadcasting Corp for you short bus people.

To have BBC or not to have BBC

The question for this evening is do I want to feast and devote energy on a BBC? It's a nice BBC but do I want it this evening?

If Not For (the hair on my chin)

the morning piss I have to take every morning without fail I'd be either a 1) seriously depressed rat bastard (because I'd never get out of bed) or 2) The Masturbating Champion of the World (although I can definitely state that after a given amount of time - depending on any facilitating liquid used - one must cease lest one rub it raw like a certain someone I know).